Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 8 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Today on CMR – June 16, 2008

Watch This and Save Your Marriage
—The only boy band you’ll ever need to see

EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders
—European scientists puzzled over strange mute creatures.

Sects and the Committee
—Fundamentalism comes in different forms.

The Moment – Damian Thompson Speaks
—Journalist sets the scene when the Cardinal said “Latin Mass for All”

Latin Mass: Not Some Parishes – All Parishes!!
—In a stunning press conference, Cardinal reveals Pope’s master plan! Not a joke!!

I Am Only A Father
—For Father’s Day

Radio Days – Part Deux
—Matthew’s interview on Sacred Heart Radio

The Church of Jesus Christ of the Lowest Common Denominator
—Bishop Trautman still thinks you are stupid.

Media Doesn’t Understand Religion
—Whose Church? Whose State?

If You’re Reading This You’re Probably Dead
—Prophet Predicts Doomsday is Nigh

God’s Squishable Creatures
—A Tale of Adventure, Suspense, Comedy and Ickyness

Greetings From Soviet Canuckistan
—Canadian Human Rights Commission is watching. Be afraid, be very afraid.

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