First Awkward Moment of the Gay Marriage Era
—Homosexuality used to be a lot gayer before they ruined it with marriage.
Pro-Life Advocate “Lynched”
—Off to the gibbet with the uncivilized Catholics.
My Ears Turn Off
—Perfect Ears Means Big Punishments
I’m A Kitty Genovese American
—When the world was on fire, what side were you on?
Watch This and Save Your Marriage
—The only boy band you’ll ever need to see.
The Ingenuity of Devout Oxymorons
—Rationalization of the absurd does not lead to pretty prose.
EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders
—European scientists puzzled over strange mute creatures.
Sects and the Committee
—Fundamentalism comes in different forms.
The Moment – Damian Thompson Speaks
—Journalist sets the scene when the Cardinal said “Latin Mass for All”
Latin Mass: Not Some Parishes – All Parishes!!
—In a stunning press conference, Cardinal reveals Pope’s master plan! Not a joke!!
I Am Only A Father
—For Father’s Day