We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

We’re Outnumbered!

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) – Islam has overtaken Roman Catholicism as the biggest single religious denomination in the world, the Vatican said on Sunday. Monsignor Vittorio Formenti, who compiled the Vatican’s newly-released 2008 yearbook of statistics, said Muslims made up 19.2… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – March 28, 2008

Didn’t He Say No to a Flag Pin?—For Obama Political Problems trump Principles in Flag Flap. At Villanova, Politics Trump Morality—Academic hipness trumps Augustinian Tradition. Bring Out Your Dead!—I’m feeling better. Shut up, you are brain dead. CNN Criticizes Miley… Continue Reading →

Bring Out Your Dead!

Monty Python and The Holy Grail(A Movie) CART MASTER:Bring out your dead!CUSTOMER:Here’s one.CART MASTER:Ninepence.DEAD PERSON:I’m not dead!CART MASTER:What?CUSTOMER:Nothing. Here’s your ninepence.DEAD PERSON:I’m not dead!CART MASTER:‘Ere. He says he’s not dead!CUSTOMER:Yes, he is.DEAD PERSON:I’m not!CART MASTER:He isn’t?CUSTOMER:Well, he will be soon…. Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – March 27, 2008

CNN Criticizes Miley Cyrus’ Love for Jesus—The path to perdition starts with love of Jesus? I Haven’t Seen A Pope This Confused Since…—Pope is Episcopalian, again. (No, not that Pope). There is a joke in here somewhere… Poll About Pope… Continue Reading →

I Haven’t Seen A Pope This Confused Since…

Pope is an Episcopalian. No, not that Pope. Rt. Rev. Clarence C. Pope Jr., former Episcopal Bishop of Ft. Worth and multiple Catholic convert has returned to the Episcopal Church, again! Rev. Pope has left the Episcopal Church a grand… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – March 26, 2008

Poll About Pope You Won’t See Anywhere—Poll: Panzer Pope Pretty Popular … Media: Yawn. Suffering from Electile Dysfunction?—Do weak and watered down candidates leave you feeling limp? The Art of Dissent—Dissent is art form best done under the cover of… Continue Reading →

The Art of Dissent

Dissent is an art form. There are those who come right at you and question the teachings of the Church. They are the hacks. The really talented dissenters are crafty. They know through years of experience that they do not… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – March 25, 2008

Latest from Painter Leonard Porter—New York painter Leonard Porter has recently completed a wonderful new image of St. Therese of Lisieux. Vote Kevorkian … Or Else!—Humor! CMR supports Dr. Death for Congress with these bumper stickers and campaign buttons! Abortion… Continue Reading →

Vote Kevorkian … Or Else!

Assisted-suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian announced today he is running for Congress. The 79-year-old Kevorkian has told reporters in Southfield, Mich., that he is running in the November election as an independent for a congressional seat representing Detroit’s suburbs. We Creative… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – March 24, 2008

Newsweek Has Obamamania—In giving out up and down arrows for the week, Newsweek has proven itself once again to be suffering from an acute case of Obamamania. Abortionist Applauded At NEA Conference—Tiller admits to killing children who slip out. NEA… Continue Reading →

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