We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

Today on CMR – February 28, 2008

Decoding Simon and Garfunkel—”Making love with Cecilia” may not mean what you think. Oakland Cathedral Update—Perhaps the greatest theological failure of our age is making progress. If Only Terri Schaivo Had Been a Horse—Obama’s greatest regret. Not killing Terri Schiavo…. Continue Reading →

Non Sequitur – Volume I

It is my blog and I can post whatever I want – Volume I You know you liked it! Click here for the original you ’80s freaks! Want another crazy video?Check out this Obama attack ad made, strangely enough, by… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – February 27, 2008

Obama’s Face in a Potato—”Is that Jesus in that potato? No. Even better, it’s Obama!” Springfield Cathedral Update—Wreckovation Update: This is mediocre ineptitude, and architect Joseph McCarthy’s building deserves better. Stop Global Warming! Nevermind.—Spectacularly wrong. I will continue to laugh… Continue Reading →

Stop Global Warming! Nevermind.

Sometimes you just have to laugh at how spectacularly wrong the doomsayers can be. For years we have heard the non stop drum beat of the enviro-pagans to stop global warming. Ok. Consider it stopped. In recent days we have… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – February 26, 2008

Ex-Catholics Make Evangelicals #1—One out of every 10 evangelicals is a former Catholic. Bishops Just Say the Darnedest Things!—Can someone explain how an educated man, an Archbishop, who has served as a consultant to the USCCB Liturgy Committee could say… Continue Reading →

Bishops Just Say the Darnedest Things!

Let’s meet the Most Rev. Roger L. Schwietz, OMI, Archbishop of Anchorage Alaska. Bio: Archbishop Schweitz was member of the Missionary Oblates of Mary Immaculate since his first profession of vows on August 15, 1961, Archbishop Schwietz was born in… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – February 25, 2008

Prepare for Scorched Earth, Clinton Style—Outlined against a blue-gray February sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. Bishop Boots Bad Board over Babies—Bishop with Backbone not named Burke? Nader To Run Again!! Yes!?—Is it possible to be left of Obama? Flashback?… Continue Reading →

Prepare for Scorched Earth, Clinton Style

Outlined against a blue-gray February sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In dramatic lore they are known as famine, pestilence, destruction and death. These are only aliases. Their real names are: Clinton, Clinton, Williams, and Ferraro. And so it begins…. Continue Reading →

Flashback? Germans Fearful of State, Flee

Think back to a time when good German people were forced to flee their homeland in the middle of the night for fear of the state. Parents, fearful that their children would be forced into state run indoctrination camps, tried… Continue Reading →

Weekend on CMR – February 23-24, 2008

Earthquakes Are Caused by Gays—Orthodox Jew says “gay” laws caused earthquakes. Here is a list of other disasters caused by gays. Madonna Ends Streak With Hepatitis Scare—Bartender may have given Hepatitis to celebrities. What did the celebrities give back? Georgetown… Continue Reading →

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