Prepare for Scorched Earth, Clinton Style
—Outlined against a blue-gray February sky, the Four Horsemen rode again.

Bishop Boots Bad Board over Babies
—Bishop with Backbone not named Burke?

Nader To Run Again!! Yes!?
—Is it possible to be left of Obama?

Flashback? Germans Fearful of State, Flee
—Think back to a time when good German people were forced to flee their homeland in the middle of the night for fear of the state. Now think again.

Earthquakes Are Caused by Gays
—Orthodox Jew says “gay” laws caused earthquakes. Here is a list of other disasters caused by gays.

Madonna Ends Streak With Hepatitis Scare
—Bartender may have given Hepatitis to celebrities. What did the celebrities give back?

Sneak Peak from La Crosse
—Architect Duncan Stroik sent some pictures today from the rapidly moving completion of the great Shrine of Our Lady of Guadalupe in LaCrosse, Wisconsin

My Daughter’s First Confession
—A confession story that has very little to do with my daughter.

It’s The Humility, Stupid
—Two paths to unity diverge is a wood. My hope lies with the one less traveled.

G’town Asks “Where Have the Jesuits Gone?”
—Hoya editorial board asks “Jesuits at Georgetown began to seem irrelevant?”