We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Matthew Archbold

When This Isn’t the Worst Moment of Your Career, There Might Be a Problem.

Good News! Canada’s Human Commodification Plan is up to Satan’s Standards.

The good news—yeah, there’s more organs available now. Sick folks, waiting for an organ, they’re getting them. That’s the bright side. But here’s the bad. Guess what? Remember MAID? The assisted suicide plan that was only for people with terminal… Continue Reading →

The World’s on Fire. Persecution! Assasinations! Riots! So Let’s Bless a Block of Ice.

Look, I get it. The world’s in a mess. War’s raging like a wildfire. Christians are persecuted—murdered in the streets, their churches burned to the ground. Assassinations occur regularly, somewhere. It’s chaos. It’s brutal. And what does the guy at… Continue Reading →

The Lions Come

In the bustling, hustling chaos of the modern world, there is a truth as ancient as the stones beneath us: The lions come. That is the raw, unadorned reality etched into the marrow of Christian history. The lions come –… Continue Reading →

Can We Just Agree that Killing is Hateful?

You know, back in the old days, if you shot someone, that was pretty much a dead giveaway—you hated the guy. But now? Now everyone’s gotta’ inscribe some message on their bullets. Like, it’s a form of communication. And I’m… Continue Reading →

Hey, How’s That FBI Investigation into Catholics Going?

Ain the past two weeks, we’ve seen Charlie Kirk killed by an assassin’s bullet. A gun control activist shot up an ABC station to protest Jimmy Kimmel being cancelled. ICE agents have been shot at, and detainees killed in Texas… Continue Reading →

So Is It “Cast” or “Thrust” Satan into Hell?

I don’t wanna’ get all picky here. But the St. Michael the Archangel prayer. We’ve all gotta’ get on the same page. Is is “Cast” into Hell Satan. Or “Thrust.” I’m not sure, which is better. I don’t want to… Continue Reading →

Media Points and Laughs at Evangelical Christians

I saw this headline on Yahoo: ‘RaptureTok’ goes viral as Evangelical Christians predict the end of the world is today… or tomorrow.” Har-dee-har-harr——hahahahahaa. Those ridiculous Christians, amirite? So is it really “Evangelical Christians” predicting the end of the world? Or… Continue Reading →

The Forgiveness that Shocked the World.

The wife of Charlie Kirk, Erika Kirk. Yesterday she spoke beautifully and even brilliantly. But there’s one word that everyone’s talking about – forgiveness. The word itself, uttered in that context, holds a weight, a power. Not the power of… Continue Reading →

Disgusting, and Disheartening Yet Not Surprising in the Slightest.

Last week, the Archdiocese of Chicago dropped the news: they’re giving Senator Dick Durbin a lifetime achievement award. Durbin, a long-time power player, a Democrat from Illinois, led the party, spoke loud on every big issue. Abortion rights? Check. Same-sex… Continue Reading →

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