We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Matthew Archbold

Task Force Calls for Permanent National Guard Force to Protect DC

Nothing says “I’m the most popularly elected president in the history of the country” like surrounding the entire Capitol with troops. Military.com: “A task force charged with making recommendations to boost congressional security after a deadly Jan. 6 pro-Trump mob… Continue Reading →

All Catholic Schools Take Note of This Case

This could spell the end of Catholic schools. I’ll give you some background info. It all comes down to the term “minister.” Nine years ago, the US Supreme Court ruled that the Establishment and Free Exercise Clauses of the First… Continue Reading →

But How Will They Know Who to Bully

The left doesn’t like not being able to dox its political enemies. If you’ve donated to a pro-life cause or perhaps a traditional marriage group or maybe the National Rifle Association, they want to know so that you can be… Continue Reading →

Yeah, That’s How You Create Hell

After announcing that Mr. Potato Head would go gender-neutral, Hasbro took back the decision, Mr. Potato Head Will Remain. All the fights we fight, all the marches we hold, and all the arguments we mount and this is the one… Continue Reading →

What Do I Tell My Prison Friends?

I just know im going to be jailed for illegally possessing a Mr. Potato Head, assorted Dr. Suess books, and a Ryan Anderson tome. So when my new prison friends ask what I’m in for, how do I explain it… Continue Reading →

Unintentionally Hilarious NYT Headline

I almost can’t believe this isn’t the Babylon Bee but it’s actually the New York Times telling the truth by mistake. Oops, they told the truth. Normalcy is the nightmare because it lessens the power of the left. Crises are… Continue Reading →

Women, You Can Compete. You Just Can’t Win.

Hey guys, if I didn’t know any better thing kind of thing would make me think that elections really matter. So please continue telling me as a Catholic how you don’t like politics and you ignore it and that somehow… Continue Reading →

Environmentally Friendly Nazis

Amazon just figured out a way to burn books that’s less harmful to the environment. No toxic fumes. No dangerous fire. Just a click and they disappear. It’s just environmentally friendly Nazism. There, don’t you feel better about it now.

WaPo Worries Not Enough Fictional Abortions

This is insanity. A columnist for the WaPo, Kate Cohen, is upset that there aren’t enough fictional babies being aborted. Seriously. On top of the millions of actual babies being killed in the womb, Mz. Cohen wants more pretend abortions… Continue Reading →

Wow. 16% of 18-23 Year Olds Are LGBT

According to a new Gallup poll, a record number of U.S. adults – 5.6% – identify as LGBTQ. That’s more than a 1 percentage point jump from the last poll in 2017 in which 4.5% of adults identified as LGBTQ…. Continue Reading →

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