Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 4 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 20 Apr

    Palin Would be Popular if She Aborted Baby

    We’ve often said that Sarah Palin would be extraordinarily popular with the media if she’d only aborted her child. That comment, however, is often seen as bombastic or hyperbolic. But here’s the…

  2. 20 Apr

    A Fisk For The Ages

    One Father Longenecker, who opines on something called a “blog” which I understand were invented by and flourish among red necked Americans, blusters about something called “The Bitter Pill.” Not entirely sure…

  3. 18 Apr

    The 16 Year old Girl Foreign Policy

    You know how sixteen year old girls act. They tend to treat those they like worse than those they don’t. In fact, I’ve noticed that their need to be liked usually motivates…

  4. 17 Apr

    Wait! I Thought Dialogue Was Good

    Remember last week when dialogue was the whole point of having Barack Obama come to be honored at Notre Dame, according to the President of Notre Dame Fr. Jenkins. So after the…

  5. 17 Apr

    Project Holy Fire — Going Rogue

    Dateline Vatican – In a truly stunning development, the Vatican today announced that it has begun development on its own nuclear program. A Vatican spokesman today announced that the Vatican is currently…

  6. 17 Apr

    A Nun’s Story? Nope.

    The other day I wrote about a website called Catholic Nuns Today with which we had some fun. But there is more to the story. We saw many things on the site…

  7. 17 Apr

    CMR’s 8 Signs of Apocalypse (Vol VIII)

    ══ 1 ══ Hand in Space First there was the evil eye of Mordor just poking around space. We saw it. And it probably saw us seeing it. And now just a…

  8. 16 Apr

    Touchdown Obama!

    As has been well documented, the University of Notre Dame has invited the most pro-abortion president ever to be honored with a law degree and giving the commencement address. Many people have…