With gas prices going through the roof, the rush to alternative energy sources has taken on a new life. Ethanol has been been one of the most touted alternatives to fossil fuels.…
Vote Now! Before It Is Too Late!—We need your votes in a desperate attempt to justify our existence! A Fish Story—Brevity is the soul of wit. Now get lost. Neo F#$%ing Mamet—David…
OK. Listen up folks because I don’t have much time. My wife just stepped out so I write now this heartfelt plea. For 11 months, Matthew and I have been running this…
There are probably only a handful of writers who could call the Village Voice, ask for some space to write a column about the ongoing election process, and have it granted no…
As a Christian, Elaine Huguenin is against efforts to legitimize same-sex “marriage.” When an Albuquerque photographer was asked via e-mail in September 2006 to photograph a “commitment ceremony” for two women, the…
A veteran Loch Ness Hunter has declared that the hunt for Nessie should be essentially called off. Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold…
Global Warming Killed Nessie—I would love being a global warming hysteric. But this logic thing keeps getting in the way. Notre Dame Shuns Bishop, Embraces the You-Know-What Monologues—The President of Notre Dame…
The President of Notre Dame University announced that despite his Bishop’s protestations he’s allowing the “Vagina Monologues” on campus. The following statement was issued today (March 10) by Rev. John I. Jenkins,…
Creative Minority Productions brings you our tribute to Gov. Eliot Spitzer.**Some scenes are a little racy. You have been warned****What follows is 90 seconds of pure stupidity****A Schadenfreude Presentation** Eliot SpitzerisClient Number…
