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Doctors Deciding Who Dies

In case of an epidemic or some other kind of disaster, a group of doctors know that some patients needing lifesaving care won’t get it, says the AP. The dilemma will be deciding who to let die. No problem, says… Continue Reading →

Bring Out Your Dead!

Monty Python and The Holy Grail(A Movie) CART MASTER:Bring out your dead!CUSTOMER:Here’s one.CART MASTER:Ninepence.DEAD PERSON:I’m not dead!CART MASTER:What?CUSTOMER:Nothing. Here’s your ninepence.DEAD PERSON:I’m not dead!CART MASTER:‘Ere. He says he’s not dead!CUSTOMER:Yes, he is.DEAD PERSON:I’m not!CART MASTER:He isn’t?CUSTOMER:Well, he will be soon…. Continue Reading →

Take Off You Hoser!

Scene: A Hospital in Canada, eh? Doctor: So I was thinkin’ eh? Your husband, he don’t look so good eh?Wife: But Doctor, he just needs help! You can treat him. Anyway, I am his wife and I authorize the treatment.Doctor:… Continue Reading →

Osbournes Opt for Euthanasia

According to religionandspirituality.com, following the tragic loss of her father earlier this year, Sharon Osbourne and her husband, rocker Ozzy, decided on assisted suicide if their brains should start to go. Uhmm. Does anyone want to be the first to… Continue Reading →

Time: Was John Paul II Euthanized?

Time Magazine is quoting a doctor who never saw the Pope in person but based her diagnosis over the television in saying that the Pope was likely euthanized. Are you getting this? A doctor is saying the Pope was killed… Continue Reading →

Progressives Turn Back the Clock

In reading about the political landscape this election cycle I am repeatedly confronted by the word “progressive.” It seems to apply mostly to the extreme liberals. The “progressive” vote is evidently up for grabs with Barack Obama, John Edwards, and… Continue Reading →

I’m Not Dead! Oh, Don’t Be Such A Baby

In an amazing story a Gulf War veteran, Jesse Ramirez, who was set to die by having his feeding tube removed in an Arizona hospital was found to have regained complete consciousness on Tuesday. The lovely Mrs. Ramirez asked the… Continue Reading →

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