According to, following the tragic loss of her father earlier this year, Sharon Osbourne and her husband, rocker Ozzy, decided on assisted suicide if their brains should start to go.

Uhmm. Does anyone want to be the first to tell them?

She continues:
“Ozzy and I have absolutely come to the same decision. We believe 100 percent in euthanasia so have drawn up plans to go to the assisted suicide flat in Switzerland if we ever have an illness that affects our brains,” she said.

“If Ozzy or I ever got Alzheimer’s, that’s it — we’d be off,” she told the paper. “We gathered the kids around the kitchen table, told them our wishes and they’ve all agreed to go with it.”

How sweet. Then Ozzy fell asleep face down in his pudding.

All this leads to one question from me. Is there really an “assisted suicide flat in Switzerland? Many people just have a summer home.