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Now That’s Funny

Yesterday I wrote an open letter to New Advent’s Editor Kevin Knight complaining that Patrick has his picture up next to his column while I never do. Check out what Knight did today here in response to my reasoned and… Continue Reading →

An Open Letter to “New Advent” Editor

Dear Kevin Knight, As you are the editor of New Advent I am imploring you to justify yourself immediately to CMR. I was surfing the world wide interwebs today and I thought to myself that I would check out your… Continue Reading →

Please Say This at My Funeral

I attended a funeral recently of a man I used to work with. Something happened there that got me thinking. I can’t tell you how many Catholic funerals I’ve been to where I was assured that the deceased was with… Continue Reading →

Gov’t Looking Into Pro-Life Stealth Technology

The U.S. military is reportedly looking into state of the art stealth technology employed by pro-lifers at least once a year. Said one Pentagon official: “Once a year on the same day they announce the time and the date they’re… Continue Reading →

11 Craziest Things I’ve Ever Heard at Mass

1) Whispered by a father in the pew behind me to his children: “When we get to the car I’m testing all of you on what the gospel was. And if you get it wrong you’re dead.” 2) Whispered by… Continue Reading →

Freed from Jail as It Conflicted with Sex Change

A loony judge in the UK has freed a convicted drug dealer from prison because it conflicts with his scheduled sex change operation. Oh wait, his taxpayer funded sex change operation. I Hate the Media reports: A transsexual drug dealer… Continue Reading →

Chicago Salesman Fired for Packers Tie

Sometimes life is exactly like sitcoms. I love this story for so many reasons. First, you got the overreacting car dealer owner who acts irrationally and fires a salesman for wearing a Green Bay Packers tie. He had to have… Continue Reading →

10 Things I’d Rather Do Than Watch SOTU

I have zero intention of watching tonight’s State of the Union speech by President Obama. To give you an indication of how much I intend to NOT watch the speech here’s a list of things I’d rather do than watch… Continue Reading →

Monk Nabbed With Nun’s Remains

Weirdest story of the day. Maybe even of the week. A monk was trying to board a flight when baggage checkers opened up his bags and found… Reuters reports: A Cypriot monk caught at a Greek airport with the skeletal… Continue Reading →

Animal Shoots Hunter

You know all those strange animal deaths happening all around the world. Well now it seems that it’s affecting people too – hunters especially. It’s time to stop acting all nicey nice with animals now that they’re fighting back. A… Continue Reading →

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