You know all those strange animal deaths happening all around the world. Well now it seems that it’s affecting people too – hunters especially.
It’s time to stop acting all nicey nice with animals now that they’re fighting back.
A wounded fox shot its would be killer in Belarus by pulling the trigger on the hunter’s gun as the pair scuffled after the man tried to finish the animal off with the butt of the rifle, media said Thursday.
The unnamed hunter, who had approached the fox after wounding it from a distance, was in hospital with a leg wound, while the fox made its escape, media said, citing prosecutors from the Grodno region.
“The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw,” one prosecutor was quoted as saying.
Accidentally? How do we know?
I’m not so sure. And who taught the fox. Because whoever’s teaching the animals they’re the real enemy.
If hunters start disappearing or falling down dead I’m coming after the foxes. Big time. And after I’m done with them they’ll tell me who’s teaching them. Oh, they’ll tell me. Remember, there’s no Geneva conventions for animals.