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Fish Tank in Stadium Upsets Animal Rights Nuts

A 20 foot fish tank recently built behind home plate at the Florida Marlins’ stadium is drawing the ire of animal rights activists. Sportsrageous reports “I can tell you even if the glass doesn’t shatter, [stadium noise is] going to… Continue Reading →

Bubble Zones Around Farms!

It’s being reported that animal rights activists are behind the burning of cattle trucks at Harris Farms in western Fresno County early Sunday, according to a news report. The fire, which heavily damaged 14 tractors and several cattle-hauling trailers, was… Continue Reading →

Environmentalist Nuts vs. Animal Right Nuts

This is just priceless. In 2006, voters in the state of Washington went all hippy and passed an initiative that required utilities to buy wind power for energy. So a bunch of counties got behind a project to build the… Continue Reading →

Animal Shoots Hunter

You know all those strange animal deaths happening all around the world. Well now it seems that it’s affecting people too – hunters especially. It’s time to stop acting all nicey nice with animals now that they’re fighting back. A… Continue Reading →

Animal Rights Nuts Send HIV Infected Razors

Daily Mail reports: A neuroscientist who conducts experiments on animals was targeted by activists who sent him razor blades allegedly contaminated with the HIV virus, it has been revealed. University of California at Los Angeles scientist David Jentsch received the… Continue Reading →

Greatest Drink Ever…PETA’s Gonna’ Flip

OK. Could this be the greatest drink ever? The Metro UK reports: BrewDog, of Fraserburgh, Aberdeenshire, is the firm behind the new ale that’s apparently stronger than whisky and vodka at 55 per cent volume…. Twelve bottles of The End… Continue Reading →

Revenge Killing Of Octopus for World Cup Loss

An Argentine TV host was mad at all octopi because…get this… a pyschic octupus predicted that the Argentinian soccer team would lose in the World Cup. So look what happened. I’m not even going to show the video because it’s… Continue Reading →

This is Why Our Education System Stinks

You’ve got to check this out. A high school journalism class created a rap video about saving the whales. You want to know what’s wrong with public education look no further than this. There’s so many problems here. One –… Continue Reading →

More Bubble Laws Needed

As we well know bubble laws have been popping up all over the country in an attempt to prevent pro-lifers from being within shouting distance of abortion clinics and anyone considering having an abortion. I think those laws are silly… Continue Reading →

Extremist Attacks Federal Official

A right wing pro-life extremist in Canada attacked a federal official who oversees abortion clinics by smashing a pie in her face during a televised speech. One pro-life leader dismissed the attack saying: “A little tofu pie on her face… Continue Reading →

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