You know all those strange animal deaths happening all around the world. Well now it seems that it’s affecting people too – hunters especially.
It’s time to stop acting all nicey nice with animals now that they’re fighting back.
A wounded fox shot its would be killer in Belarus by pulling the trigger on the hunter’s gun as the pair scuffled after the man tried to finish the animal off with the butt of the rifle, media said Thursday.
The unnamed hunter, who had approached the fox after wounding it from a distance, was in hospital with a leg wound, while the fox made its escape, media said, citing prosecutors from the Grodno region.
“The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw,” one prosecutor was quoted as saying.
Accidentally? How do we know?
I’m not so sure. And who taught the fox. Because whoever’s teaching the animals they’re the real enemy.
If hunters start disappearing or falling down dead I’m coming after the foxes. Big time. And after I’m done with them they’ll tell me who’s teaching them. Oh, they’ll tell me. Remember, there’s no Geneva conventions for animals.
January 17, 2011 at 9:39 pm
I'm really going to get worried if the chimps start acting up. They can rip you apart with your bare hands!
January 17, 2011 at 9:41 pm
… hello? Matt? Did the black-ops foxes get to you first?
January 17, 2011 at 10:44 pm
Gotta be careful with the Vulpine ones. We'll– er, they will– get you!
January 18, 2011 at 2:27 pm
Cass Sunstein, Obama'a Czar for Propaganda, wrote 35 books to get animals civil rights to sue a person in court. Your steak or pork chop can sue you. It is an effort to get control of our food supply, the last great industry without a stranglehold by Obama and the most important one, for then, we may be literally starved to death. The Ukraine, Ireland and now, America. If animals can sue people, people ought to be able to sue animals, or at least their owners. I guess if Obama owns all the animals and one shoots you, you have recourse to the court for indemnity.
January 19, 2011 at 6:48 pm
The Belarus hunter forgot one of Ellen Ripley's Rules To Live By: "I say we take off, and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
January 20, 2011 at 3:40 am
Once the dolphins develop opposable thumbs it's a sprint to the finish line.