How much you wanna’ bet a lawsuit comes out of this? Passengers on a plane bound for England were flying along when all of a sudden announcement came on to inform them they were all about to become fish food…. Continue Reading →
“Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.One yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?”The other blonde replies, “You are on the other side!”” Did you know for saying that, you could be… Continue Reading →
Pittsburgh’s Mayor Tebowing? For realz? Yup. He lost a bet on the Broncos/Steelers matchup. And this is what he had to do. I’m kinda’ not partial to losing the focus of why we get on our knees. I don’t think… Continue Reading →
If this isn’t a sign of the apocalypse I don’t know what is. Surprising thing, I always figured it would be Jughead that went that way. Goes to show, you never know, huh? This would be worse, I guess, if… Continue Reading →
Parents in California are reportedly shocked and appalled that a prayer is taking place before games run by the local Catholic Youth Organization! Some parents are fleeing the league with their children, horrified that their children saw or worse yet,… Continue Reading →
Talk about the worst birthday gift ever. Cute baby! Here’s some myrhh for His funeral to hide the stench of the corpse! Dude. Killjoy much! I mean, who does that? And it’s not like this was some last minute shopping… Continue Reading →
I asked my wife to marry me on top of the Empire State building. That way, if she said no I could’ve thrown her off and nobody would’ve ever known. This guy should’ve thought of that.
America is being pulled apart at the seams. It’s a technological balkanization. America has become a bizarro Babel. In Babel, everyone was talking but nobody could understand each other. But in America it’s now the opposite. Nobody’s even allowed to… Continue Reading →
The latest craze in Hollywood is releasing older movies in 3D. Star Wars-the Phantom Menace is being released in 3D. That means one more dimension of Jar Jar. That’s extra Jar. Jar Jar Jar. But it got me thinking about… Continue Reading →
After journeying for days to the North Pole to finally find evidence of Santa Claus, Fr. Steve Rossetti of Catholic University, realized his mistake…a little late. I couldn’t resist the joke but here’s the truth. If you’re not aware Fr…. Continue Reading →
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