“Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
One yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?”
The other blonde replies, “You are on the other side!””

Did you know for saying that, you could be arrested in Austria. Seriously.

Austria Times reports:

A new law that makes jokes about blondes illegal comes into force in Austria from 1 January as part of a tough new package of anti-terrorism measures.

Lawmakers argued that blond-haired people could feel themselves marginalised and end up resorting to terrorist measures to get revenge on a society that rejected them if the jokes were not banned.

The new law was originally aimed to make it easier for authorities to tackle those promoting extremist standpoints verging on promoting terrorism but by the time it was approved had been extended to include what was previously only regarded as questionable humour…

Charges for serious breaches can be up to 2 years for repeat offenders.

So they made blonde jokes illegal to avoid blond militant groups. Come on. If all the dumb blondes got together as a terror unit, would we really be in any danger.

Look, even in Charlie’s Angels, let’s face it Kate Jackson was doing most of the thinking. And anyway, don’t you half want to see what some enraged terrorist blondes would come up with?

Now, I wouldn’t want a bunch of angry redheads. No. That would worry me. But blondes?

Just imagine an army of Miss South Carolinas plotting your demise. Just imagine the fun of what they’d come up with.