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Obama Denounces and Rejects Entire City

The day after a prominent fundraiser and friend of Sen. Barack Obama was convicted Wednesday of fraud and money laundering, Obama stunned the country by denouncing and rejecting the entire city of Chicago and all of its inhabitants, including those… Continue Reading →

Breaking News: Obama To Join New Church!

Barack Obama has resigned his 20 year membership in the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago in the aftermath of inflammatory remarks by his longtime pastor the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and more recent fiery remarks at the church by… Continue Reading →

Ipods are Woobies

My three year old boy walks around with his blanket, which is actually an old sleeping bag. We’ve recently started leaving it at home when we go out. That was a big step, believe me. This is not our first… Continue Reading →

Don’t You Dare!

I ♥ Pastors who understand their duty. I particularly love it when when Pastors are not all carrot but understand the value of the stick up to and including threats of excommunication. Excommunication is used when a person commits acts… Continue Reading →

A Mother Connecting With Her Sons

I just found Blessed Among Men a few weeks ago. It’s a funny and touching site about a mother raising her five boys. I thought this one really hit home for me. As a father of four daughters and one… Continue Reading →

Woman Who Left Church Over Sex Scandal Just Wanted to Sleep In

Maureen Martin is up to her old shenanigans, this time wtih her faux journalism shining a light on Catholics who stop going to Church in protest of the sex abuse scandal. BOISE, IDAHO – Neighbors who hailed an area woman… Continue Reading →

Chimeras Rejoice…Then Protest

Chimeras from across the globe cheered, whinnied and snorted in support of British Parliament’s vote to allow the creation of animal-human hybrids. Herds of chimeras gathered outside Parliament raising their paws in support. “It’s about time,” said the group’s leader… Continue Reading →

Liberal Catholic Group Calls For Alien Ordination

A liberal Catholic group named “Leaders for Unification of Non-Ordained Associates Together In Christ”(LUNATIC) held a hastily called press conference this morning in order to be the first group to call for ordination of extraterrestrials, which the “Vatican” recently said… Continue Reading →

Priest Invents Technology For Better Liturgy

Fr. Erik Richtsteig is at his best when he’s fed up. Thankfully the world offers plenty of opportunities for him to be fed up. The latest instigator of his getting incensed is Shambulation, the priestly practice of strutting around the… Continue Reading →

Where Do Art Projects Go To Die?

Being the father of five I sometimes feel that I’m getting pretty good and the whole parenting thing. But as my children are all fairly young I’m asking for help. Now, you must understand this is very difficult for me…. Continue Reading →

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