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The Second Slumming

A poem from the perspective of some “conservative” columnists who would view a McCain/Palin win as something close to apocalyptic. The Second Slumming Turning and turning pages of whiners and criersThe readers did not heed their columnistsThings fell apart, the… Continue Reading →

OK. Biden’s Scaring Me

Yesterday I was very fearful of an Obama presidency. Today, I look back on yesterday as my naive happy days. Joe Biden is scaring my hair out. Here’s what Biden said yesterday, according to ABC: “I promise you, you all… Continue Reading →

An American Legend

Joe the Plumber is an American story which could grow into an American legend. It might be told in coming years as an example that a common man can make a difference in America, even today. It could be one… Continue Reading →

Ground Control To Tina Fey

I’ve heard of celebrities wanting to abandon America should a Republican win but this is the first time one has promised to leave the planet. According to ABC News, Tina Fey will exit our planet if John McCain and Sarah… Continue Reading →

An Acorn Election Day!

This is called the most important election in years. So its aproppriate that even the dead are coming out to vote. Indianapolis currently has more registered voters than actual people living in Indianapolis. So once again, thanks to Acorn, the… Continue Reading →

What’s Up With the Polls?

Seriously. What’s up with the polls? I’ve never seen an election where respected pollsters disagreed so wildly. Gallup today has Barack Obama up 11 over John McCain. But Zogby, on the other hand, has Obama up two. Hotline has Obama… Continue Reading →

Save the Straw Men!

In this heated election season, thousands of straw men have been created with the express purpose of being knocked down, says the spokesperson of a Strawman advocacy organization. Save the Straw Men was created to raise awareness of the horrors… Continue Reading →

Advice to Peggy Noonan: Get Out of NYC!

A friend of mine moved to New York City a few months ago. He was a lifelong Pennsylvanian and we worked with each other a few times in campaigns. Recently, on the phone, he told me that he’s noticed a… Continue Reading →

Rabbi Attacks Palin’s Unborn Grandson

On his own website, Rabbi Ben Kamin says he is a nationally-known clergyman, teacher, counselor, and the author of five books on human values. But what Rabbi Kamin wrote today is so disgusting that it’s difficult to even know where… Continue Reading →

College Op-Ed: Obama As My Personal Jesus

I don’t typically highlight college editorials simply because they’re written by college students. I think back to the idiotic things I said in my college newspaper and shudder. So I am somewhat dismissive and forgiving of things people do or… Continue Reading →

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