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Did You Boycott Church?

Yesterday was the “Sunday Without Women?” when outraged Catholic women all across the globe were supposed to boycott Mass in order to prove that the Church needs to change its mind on celibacy or ordination of women or any other… Continue Reading →

Bus Ads to Pope: Ordain Womyn!

Pope Benedict XVI is going to go to England, see the side of a bus and change the entire church because you know the best advice in life always comes from the side of a bus. That’s what some womyn’s… Continue Reading →

I’m Making Lutheran Priestesses Here

So we all know how “Catholic” Womynpriests are being “ordained” all the time. And it always gets more coverage than actual ordinations. But they’re never (thankfully) allowed to hold the ordination ceremony in a Catholic Church so they always have… Continue Reading →

Is Priest Excommunicated or Not?

Maryknoll priest Fr. Roy Bourgeois last year faced excommunication from the Vatican because of his decision to take part in the ordination of a women as a priest. After taking part in the female ordination, he was given a certain… Continue Reading →

When Priestesses Attack

Get this. A self described “Roman Catholic priestess” waiting to see President Obama was standing up for traditional marriage when she was dragged away by the Secret Service…Wait. I’m sorry. Could I just pause over that sentence again. A self… Continue Reading →

Her Beautiful Excommunication?

Two Catholic women went through ordination ceremonies, one a “deacon,” the other as a “priest” in a synagogue in Philadelphia and were therefore immediately excommunicated, according to Philly.com: Mary Schoettly, 66, of Sussex County, N.J., was ordained a priest. Chava… Continue Reading →

Rabbi Accuses Church of Oppression

So you remember this about the Maryknoller priest named Bourgeois who is being told he may be excommunicated for his participation in the unauthorized ordination of a female priest. Well who’s speaking out for the priest and against the Church… Continue Reading →

The Last Gasp of the Hippies

Consider this the last gasp of the hippie generation. This entire generation is stunned that they were unable to completely overhaul the Church during their lifetime. They had such success changing academia and even local parishes but now they wander… Continue Reading →

Town Official Attacks Catholics -On Video!

CMR lesson number one: If you’re going to do something stupid don’t do it in front of a video camera. If Paris Hilton has taught us anything it’s that. We here at CMR do stupid things all the time. I… Continue Reading →

Far Too Busy To Want To Be Priests

The awesome Kathryn Jean Lopez of National Review writes today in the Wall Street Journal about the nonsensical Womenpriests and their mock ordinations. After providing some background, she then contrasts these unhappy women with other happy and apparently very busy… Continue Reading →

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