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Oh No Not Zombies Too!!!

It’s all coming apart right in front of me. All my favorite nightmares are being destroyed. Twilight made vampires the least scary creatures since Smurfs. Dude, they sparkled. The same series also destroyed werewolves because the dude made werewolf-itis Abercrombie… Continue Reading →

Students Punished for Wearing USA Flag

Normally, I’d just put this one up on The Reader but this one is just too crazy. This is where we’re at now huh? Can’t say I’m surprised. Zombie writes: Five students at a California high school were forced to… Continue Reading →

Ding Dong The Witch is Not Dead

Hillary survives another day. Be wary, be very wary. After suffering defeat after defeat in the primaries, Hillary the original presumed nominee faltered, written off by just about everybody. But are the Democrat faithful experiencing a bad case of buyers… Continue Reading →

McCain Resurrects Zombie Reagan

In a move bound to both rankle and awe conservative members of his party, presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain resurrected the remains of former President Ronald Reagan to appear next to him. “You wanted Reagan,” screamed McCain from the dais… Continue Reading →

My Daughter Has a Halloween Question

My children and I were telling scary stories around a Jack-o-Lantern tonight when my eight year old daughter looked at me seriously to ask a question that had been weighing heavily on her mind. “Hey Dad, what’s the difference between… Continue Reading →

Mystery Illness Strikes Village after Meteor Crash

Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area Saturday, regional authorities said. Villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was… Continue Reading →

A Lighthearted Look at Zombies

Isn’t this how every horror movie or “there’s a fungus among us” movie starts. First scene: A lab in a sunny, secluded and security conscious area. Men and women in surgical garb hard at work finalizing an experiment. They sigh… Continue Reading →

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