Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 20 September 2026

Creative
Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
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    The phrase. That awful phrase. “OK Boomer.” It’s a two-word monument to ignorance. It’s not an argument. An argument is dialogue. An argument is: “I think this,” and “No, you’re wrong because…

  2. 14 Aug

    Royal Ballet to Hire Fat Dancers. I’m Totally In.

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  3. 12 Aug

    Satan Kinda’ Clarifies Things, Doesn’t He?

    I don’t know. Things just seem kinda’ simple to me. I see so many people can’t figure things out but it’s all kinda’ simple. Let me show you. In the 1900’s you…