Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 24 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 04 Mar

    FMC: Nicholas Gruner Spoke But Didn’t Act As Priest

    So. Addressing one topic flying around the internet today. FMC today released a statement detailing their speakers for the last years. Of particular interest is Fr. Nicholas Gruner. FMC says: December 2013…

  2. 03 Mar

    Should Hairdresser be Forced to Do Governor’s Hair?

    A gay hairdresser (wait, is that redundant?) ((just kidding)) is refusing to do the hair of New Mexico Governor Susana Martinez because she’s not supportive of same-sex marriage, according to the New…

  3. 03 Mar

    Wanted: A Secular Alternative to Confession

    I think she has missed the entire point of atheism. Lucy Mangan, writing at the UK Guardian, says that she feels lots o’ guilt. But she needs a secular alternative to confession,…

  4. 28 Feb

    The Seven Stages of Heresy

    Common Heresies don’t just happen. They are grown. Please read my “The Seven Stages of Heresy” at the National Catholic Register. I really appreciate your support over there! *subhead*Stage 1.*subhead*

  5. 28 Feb

    Funny Catholic Meme

    I love funny Catholic things. Lotsa’ serious stuff out there. Not enough fun, if you ask me. Nobody did. But still. HT Lighthouse Catholic Media *subhead*Heh.*subhead*

  6. 28 Feb

    Cecile Richards: When Life Begins is Irrelevant

    Answering a question about when life begins, Cecile Richards disgustingly yet predictably answered that the question was irrelevant. The thing to notice here is how she squirms when she’s actually questioned. It’s…