Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 3 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 11 Dec

    The War on the Meaning of Christmas

    *subhead*Watch out Halloween!*subhead* I recently saw a Jon Stewart monologue that really got me thinking. Stewart was making fun of Fox News’ “War on Christmas.” Stewart asks how could there possibly be…

  2. 11 Dec

    Pope Goes Full Inigo Montoya

    Inigo Montoya famously said, “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” Now it’s the Pope’s turn to essentially say the same thing. The…

  3. 11 Dec

    Worst FreeThrow Ever!

    Dude! Time to find a new sport. *subhead*Time to find a new sport.*subhead*

  4. 11 Dec

    Tell Me God Doesn’t Have a Sense of Humor

    Tell me God doesn’t have a sense of humor. Western civilization is attempting to have as much sex as possible without having babies. So men have cheered women on as they’ve ingested…

  5. 10 Dec

    Nuns and “Nones” Helped Elect Obama

    Pewsitter has a story up saying: “The growing number of voters not aligned with a specific religion helped President Obama overcome deficits with Protestants and Catholics in key swing states. The Pew…

  6. 10 Dec

    Pavarotti Baby!

    This baby can sing! A baby in a stroller witnesses a street performer singing opera and begins to imitate him. Then he steals the show! Stick around for the grand finale!! *subhead*This…

  7. 10 Dec

    My Son, A Demented Super-Hero In The Making

    Life gives us little reminders of the growth of our children. Of course, our children grow every day, but like the precipice of Niagara, childhood recedes bit by bit unnoticed in the…

  8. 10 Dec

    Just Once…

    Just once: I’d like to see a movie where a girl chooses the corporate lawyer over the environmental activist. And it’s a happy ending. I’d like to hear the government say, “hey…