Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 4 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 17 Oct

    Scoring The Debates, For Real

    They are two different questions. Who do you think won the debate? Who did you like? When you ask people to score the debate they look at a lot of factors. Aggressiveness,…

  2. 17 Oct

    Candy Crowley:Uhm Romney Kinda’ Right on Libya

    So even though in front of the entire country she defended Obama she later goes on to CNN, which nobody watches, and says Yeah Romney was pretty much right. *subhead*Too late.*subhead*

  3. 17 Oct

    LiveBlogging The 2nd Debate: This Time Its Personal

    That’s right, its not a debate unless two fat guys are making inappropriate and distracting commentary during the whole thing. We put the Duh! back in Duhbate. Be here or be somewhere…

  4. 16 Oct

    Abraham Lincoln’s October Surprise

    I’m pretty certain that should Obama not tighten this race up with this next debate, we’re going to see an October surprise that’ll make us long for the days when this from…

  5. 16 Oct

    Howard Kurtz Attempts Asshattery. Succeeds Wildly

    Howard Kurtz of the Washington Post attempts some high-level asshattery here. AND SUCCEEDS WILDLY! Kurtz here wonders out loud if we can trust Romney to face down Vladimir Putin if he doesn’t…

  6. 16 Oct

    To GMO or not GMO?

    *subhead*Puzzling contradictions.*subhead* As a former California girl, I am aware that my state of origin is full of contradictions like women who are on the Pill eating nothing but organically grown produce.…

  7. 16 Oct

    Obama To Hillary “Buck You!”

    So the night before a debate that includes foreign policy, Obama called Hillary at 3pm (3am he is sleeping don’tcha know) to tell her the buck stops with you. Of course, Hillary…

  8. 16 Oct

    This is a Pretty Perfect Obituary

    I don’t know why but this one obituary just jumped out at me. It seems to me that men like this pass every day and while heaven may rejoice, our world is…

  9. 16 Oct

    Deaf Black Women Not Diverse Enough for College

    This is unbelievable. A deaf black women who acts as a diversity officer at a college isn’t diverse enough for the college. I know what you’re thinking. Deaf. Black. Sure sounds like…