Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 5 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 09 Jul

    Greatest Correction Evah!!!

    Harvard University predictably hired its first permanent director of bisexual, gay, lesbian, transgender, and queer student life. The only surprise I had was that this was the first one. Van Bailey, the…

  2. 09 Jul

    Tambourine Player Tazed at Church Service. Seriously.

    An overzealous tambourine player was tazed and pepper sprayed at a church service last week. Seriously. Now, how many of you just said out loud, “That’s terrible” while your inner rad-trad giggled…

  3. 07 Jul

    Woman Tries to Sell Her Soul on Ebay

    A New Mexico woman attempted to sell her soul on Ebay, according to news reports. Describing it as a “slightly used soul,” the woman said she’s offering buyers a kind of a…

  4. 06 Jul

    China Hilariously Accuses Vatican of Being Rude

    You’ve just got to read this hilariously transparent account of the tensions between China and The Vatican by a newspaper that’s essentially owned by The Communist Party in China. I love how…