Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 5 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 11 Jun

    The Secret Vatican Strategy To End…

    At first, I couldn’t figure it out. But now it is all clear to me. And I must say, the Pope and the Vatican are much much cleverer than I ever gave…

  2. 09 Jun

    Theologians Consider HHS Mandate, Hilarity Ensues

    The Catholic Theological Society of America, in their annual meeting, considered a resolution yesterday about the HHS contraceptive mandate. As you might imagine, hilarity ensued before the resolution was tabled. You see,…

  3. 08 Jun

    Brave New United States

    When I talk to my fellow Americans about biotechnology, they have this idea that all the bad stuff will happen in places like China and that the horrors of Huxley’s Brave New…

  4. 08 Jun

    Obama Literally Ignoring Religious Persecution

    We all know that Obama’s relationship with religious liberty is rockier than Kim Kardashian with…well whoever. CNS reports: The U.S. State Department removed the sections covering religious freedom from the Country Reports…

  5. 08 Jun

    Bill Press Hates The Star Spangled Banner

    Bill Press, hater. The talk show host started a major controversy on his radio show this week when he hit the airwaves and announced to listeners that the American national anthem, a.k.a.…

  6. 08 Jun

    A Really Bad Idea From Jesse Jackson

    Jesse Jackson has made many many bad decisions with his life. So many, that Britney Spears is like, “duuuude.” But this idea may just be Jesse’s worst idea ever. There’s a video…

  7. 07 Jun

    Planned Parenthood Actually IN California Schools Now

    You know how libs love to control education and they also love abortion. Well now, libs have found a way to combine their passions. Los Angeles schools have invited Planned Parenthood to…