Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 25 Oct

    Federal Panel: Gardisil For Nine Yr Old Boys

    A federal panel has just approved recommendations that boys as young as 9 years old (nine!) be vaccinated against a sexually transmitted disease. Atlanta (CNN) — A federal government advisory committee voted…

  2. 25 Oct

    Herman Cain? Ok, I Am Listening

    I have long suspected that the Republican nomination roller coaster is seeking the most electable conservative they can find who can defeat Mitt Romney. This nomination process is all about Romney, actually…

  3. 25 Oct

    Cardinal Goes on Hunger Strike, Why Don’t We?

    Cardinal Joseph Zen, the bishop emeritus of Hong Kong, recently began a hunger strike to defend the right to freedom of education. How is this much different from what’s going on here…

  4. 24 Oct

    Vatican Suddenly Cool and Popular

    Who’d a thunk that the path to popularity among liberals was so easy. Hey, the Church hasn’t exactly been asked to sign everyone’s yearbook recently. The Church hasn’t been in the cool…

  5. 24 Oct

    Parenting According to Monster Movies

    In honor of Halloween I’m re-promulgating my long held theory on parenting informed by monster movies. When I was young and single I was King Kong. The King of all Monsters. Nobody…

  6. 24 Oct

    Grow Up. But Not So Fast

    Before my father passed away some years ago, he told me that he was happy to see me finally grow up. He said he was proud of me. I knew what he…

  7. 24 Oct

    Bashir: Can Cain Spell Iraq?

    I’m not really a Herman Cain guy. For many reasons. I like the guy but I just don’t like him as President. At least not yet. But this kind of attack just…

  8. 21 Oct

    Fat Pat Update: A Month To Marathon

    So I have been at this training thing for 150 days now and I have just one month to go before the Philadelphia Marathon. All of which is in preparation for the…