Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 4 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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* * Dont cry in Argentina-The truth is I wasn’t hiking-These wr my wild days-My mad existence-I broke my promise-now keep yr distance #tcot

* * Question is not if Sarah Palin will be the frontrunner for the 2012 nomination but whether there will be anyone left to challenge her.

* * Oh No! Obama trading hostages with Terrorists! Time to buy hostage futures! http://tinyurl.com/mzfq8d

* * Anyone else get the sense we’re a Britney Spears culture in a Wagnerian world?

* * American’s in trouble. We have a Governor who’s absent and a President who votes “Present.”

* * Obama on Standing up for principles. …. Ok. Hold on now … It’s coming … I can’t hear myself think .. hold on now….

* * Obama said today he’ll “discipline insurance companies.” Top3 synonyms for “disciplinarian” are “authoritarian, bully, despot.”

* * If Gov. Sanford wrote “A Dummies Guide to Destroying Your Presidential Ambitions With Strange Behavior” it’d sell.

* * So Nixon was against interracial babies. Hey! Just like the founder of Planned Parenthood Margaret Sanger.

* * If I promise not to burn fossil fuels in front of my kids, can I burn fossil fuels as much as like? If not for double standards …

* * Bad decisions last. Both Kelsey Grammer and Bebe Neuwirth appear in new version of ‘Fame’ Shelly Long – not so much. Just sayin’

* * Obama’s Iran policy seems like a form of international Darwinism. He doesn’t want to act until he knows who survives

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