stim⋅u⋅lus
 
Physiology, Medicine/Medical. something that excites an organism or part to functional activity.

Well that about sums it up. Stimulus is defined today as anything that excited your organism. The Democrat Congress, in particular Speaker of the House and self proclaimed Catholic and theologian, has provided a whpping $335,000,0000 for STD prevention. Can’t let anything get in the way of exciting your organism after all.

The [pick your adjective] disingenuous, insidious, deceitful, dishonest, or underhanded Speaker defends this whopping sum of money as economic stimulus. Well, actually she doesn’t. She says, well actually doesn’t really say anything. Well anything other than I am a liar.

Do you know what liars do? They lie. That is what they do. Yes. The fact that liars lie should come as no great surprise. What is surprising I suppose is the undisguised inartfulleness of it. Bravissima Madame Speaker.

Nothing quite exposes the lunacy of liberalism as limpingly loquacious.