Shocking Poll About Abortion
—91% of Americans want to restrict abortion.

How Far Until We Hit Bottom?
—Another gay priest comes out for gay marriage…yawn.

Ground Control To Tina Fey
—Sarah Palin impersonator promises to leave Earth should McCain/Palin win.

What is a Fetal Funeral?
—Just one word can change everything.

Sometimes Something So Right Occurs…
—This is the most important story you’ll read today. I promise.

Top Ten Scientific Explanations for Fatima
—Anomalous sunspot activity caused by ESP, mass hypnosis, evolution, and solar dust?

I’m An Embarrasment
—It’s OK. I’m used to it.

Boycott Over — Super Size Me!
—Who says boycotts don’t work?

First Graders’ Gay Marriage Field Trip
—I have to wonder what the permission slip said on this one.

An Acorn Election Day!
—Bring out your dead!