Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 11 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Today on CMR – December 10, 2007

Nun Cusses After Mass
—Sister Kathy @#!$% gives the kids an earful. Does she kiss her Mother with that mouth?

Nuns A Plenty Need Help
—On another note –The Dominican Sisters of Mary, Mother of the Eucharist, have new nuns coming out of the woodwork.

Gay Episcopal Bishop: “I Always Wanted to be a June Bride.”
—Gene Robinson adds insult to injury. Bye-bye Anglican Communion.

The Lost Art of Mockery
—Damian Thompson is a master mocker.

Fr. Greeley: Priests Are Happy Without Wives
—Stop the presses. We agree with Greely.

Christians Suffer Menorah Envy
—”What’s up with the giant menorah and the Charlie Brown Christmas tree?”

The Failure of Protestantism
—Has the Protestant experiment run out of steam?

Vatican’s Sloppy Filing
—Misfile some bills? Ok. Misplace some indulgences? Sure. Misfile a Michelangelo? Heads should roll!

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