In the wake of the recent report that the Traditional Anglican Communion is seeking reunification with Rome, perennial CMR anti-catholic fave the TheTrumpet.com (we do love the kooks) predicts that we are doomed.

This is a shocking development, considering the history of the Roman Catholic Church and England. Anglicans are embracing the bitterest enemy against the British throne! The history behind that throne is incredibly inspiring. You can read about this in last month’s Trumpet cover story. That throne is the greatest of all physical thrones by far, and a supreme blessing from the great God. If you understand its history and prophecy, you know that it is in fact the throne of King David of ancient Israel—the very throne, according to the Bible, from which Jesus Christ is about to rule! That royal throne is the hope of this world. But the British have turned their back on God. Now they are grasping for another throne.

Wow, Jesus is going to rule from the throne of England when He returns! I wonder if He will have bad teeth? (Apologies to our friends in the U.K.) I wonder if Camilla will dump Charles and use her considerable feminine wiles seeking an upgrade? Anyway, that is just the beginning of problems, there is more:

Such efforts at church unity are paving the way for a major prophecy in the Bible to be fulfilled. It is recorded in the 47th chapter of Isaiah: “Come down, and sit in the dust, O virgin daughter of Babylon, sit on the ground: there is no throne, O daughter of the Chaldeans: for thou shalt no more be called tender and delicate. … And thou saidst, I shall be a lady for ever: so that thou didst not lay these things to thy heart, neither didst remember the latter end of it. Therefore hear now this, thou that art given to pleasures, that dwellest carelessly, that sayest in thine heart, I am, and none else beside me; I shall not sit as a widow, neither shall I know the loss of children” (verses 1, 7-8).

I’m convinced.
Ah, Ok. I get it. Unity bad. Unity brings destruction. So when Jesus said “And I have given them the glory you gave me, so that they may be one, as we are one.” he really was just looking to get in early on some good London real estate.