Here’s a really sweet story. Two men in federal prison in Quebec will marry later this month in the first same-sex marriage at the Cowansville Penitentiary. Now that’ll be a weird pre-cana class, huh?

David Bedard, 22, is serving a 10-year sentence for involuntary manslaughter. Sony Martin, 26, serving a life term for second-degree murder. I don’t want to be there for their first fight.

If Bedard really loved his soon-to-be husband he would kill someone else so the two lovebirds could be together for life.