I don’t normally talk or even think of Paris Hilton but Larry King last night stumbled unwittingly upon a great moment in television in his interview with the heiress. Paris said, “I’ve always been religious” and “God does make everything happen for a reason.” Sounds good.

Larry asked her about the Bible she was seen with and Hilton responded that she spent time in jail reading the Bible and praying to God for strength. Larry then asked her to name her favorite Bible passage.

Silence. I mean SILENCE. After all the notes her press people had given her nobody thought that question would come up. Come on guys, you’re slipping. After what seemed like a decade of silence Paris mumbled, “I don’t have a favorite.” Sounds like a real conversion to me.