Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 1 October 2026

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Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

All America’s Enemies Declare War on US Moments After Navy Christens New Ship “Harvey Milk.”

In a stunning turn of events that nobody could’ve seen coming, all of America’s enemies united to declare war on the US just moments after the US Navy christened their new ship after Harvey Milk. The christening was performed by a transgender veteran.

There was some confusion just before the ship took to sea as to where the missiles went in to the ship but the officers insisted that the missiles could be inserted anywhere they wanted them inserted. Reportedly, the ship’s commander teared up, cheered this belief on, and mumbled something about how beautiful the new navy is.

Moments later, the ship was lost at sea.

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