Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 21 September 2026

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The New Guidelines for American Christians. 21st Century Ediition

Being a Christian in American is not as easy as it used to be. And it’s becoming increasingly clear that “Christian” aren’t understanding this entirely so here’s a new set of guidelines to help clarify any problems you might encounter.

One must only look at the recent cases such as the fire chief Kelvin Cochran who was fired for promulgating his belief in traditional marriage, or the bakers who refused to bake a cake for a same-sex marriage, or simply the numerous institutions battling the HHS Mandate in courts across the country to see that Christians are still resisting.

The new (and IMPROVED!!!) guidelines are as follows:

Please check out the guidelines at The National Catholic Register>>>

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