A few years ago, a group called American Atheists reportedly yelled and screamed that the Ten Commandments were erected by a private group at the Bradford Count courthouse.

The court respectfully refused to remove it so the atheists yelled and screamed some more because, well, that’s what atheists do. Eventually, there were told they’d be allowed to put up their own monument to atheism if they’d like.

So the atheists decided on a 1,500 lb granite bench, which will be engraved with secularist quotes from figures like Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, as well as American Atheists founder Madalyn Murray O’Hair. This bench will be the country’s first monument to atheism.

Good for them. I think it’s a perfect monument for atheists. It says it all. Atheism – it’s where asses go.