Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 20 October 2026

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Dad Hires “Hitmen” To Kill Son, Repeatedly

I like this Dad’s style.

A father, in China, was concerned that his 23 yr old son was spending way too much time gaming. So he did what any loving father would do. He hired a bunch of professional hitmen to kill his son, repeatedly.

A man in China hired virtual “assassins” to hunt down his son in online video games and kill off his avatar, according to local media.

The man, named by the Kotaku East blog as Mr Feng, was concerned about the amount of time his 23-year-old unemployed son was spending online.

He hoped his actions would deter his son from playing the games, he is reported to have said.

I don’t know how effective this technique might be, but I like Dad’s thought process here.

*subhead*For his own good.*subhead*

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