Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 20 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

O Shut Up

Generally I think boycotts are stupid. I think they are doubly stupid when you call for a boycott for no reason.

Some group I never heard of wants to boycott JC Penney because they featured Ellen Degeneres in a completely inoffensive ad with some elves. Why?

Gay talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is, once again, the focus of a debate between J.C. Penney and the conservative media watchdog One Million Moms (OMM). The comedian appears in a comical Christmas commercial for the company, during which she interacts with Santa’s elves. Rather than instilling holiday cheer, OMM believes that DeGeneres’ presence in the clip, considering her sexuality, is offensive.

Her existence is offensive? She is not allowed to work anymore? There is nothing wrong with the commercial, so why boycott?

I am so tired of stupid people.

*subhead*Boycott this.*subhead*

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