Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 29 October 2026

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Freed from Jail as It Conflicted with Sex Change

A loony judge in the UK has freed a convicted drug dealer from prison because it conflicts with his scheduled sex change operation. Oh wait, his taxpayer funded sex change operation.

I Hate the Media reports:

A transsexual drug dealer has escaped a jail sentence after a judge ruled it would ruin his chances of completing a sex change.

Ian Morris, 41, who changed his name to Jean in 2009, is due to start Government-funded hormone treatment next week.

He was on trial after police intercepted nearly 2kg of the hallucinogenic drug ketamine which was sent to his flat.

Mr Morris’s lawyers pleaded with Judge Mark Horton to spare him a jail term because of his sex change operation and asserted that he would find it “difficult” in a male prison.

Uhm, isn’t prison supposed to be “difficult?”

And since he’s becoming a she (kinda’) wouldn’t an all male prison be the kind of thing he was into?

As if you needed any more evidence that the UK had totally lost any and all common sense.

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