Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 29 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Gnome Replaces Stolen Virgin Mary

I am not saying that ALL atheists are jerks, but your likelihood of jerkiness certainly goes up.

These guys are definitely jerks.

PADUA, Italy, Jan. 3 (UPI) — An Italian mountaineering group protesting “narcissistic” acts in the wilderness said it placed a garden gnome in the place of a stolen Virgin Mary statue.

The group said members put the gnome in the place of the statue atop Mt. Pirio, near Padua, but denied any involvement in the theft of the statue, ANSA reported Monday.

The group has campaigned against “narcissistic” acts in the wilderness, including the installation of the Mary statue by a group of Catholic climbers.

The Catholic group said the statue theft was reported to police.

Even if they had nothing to do with the original theft, why the compulsion to mock?

John Lennon said “Imagine there is no heaven…and no religion too.”

Can you imagine a whole planet full of these jerks?

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