Some random thoughts:

I wouldn’t know what to do at the sign of peace.

Its like a really bad Benny Hill episode.

The collections must be really low – no place for a wallet.

Don’t they stick to the pews in summer? And does anyone want to hear that sound when they stand up?

I’m starting to think the Puritans were right about some things -Put on your Calvins!

Maybe the Womynpriests could spare a few muu-muus.

The good news is that judging by the vid – none of those people are leading ANYONE to sinful thoughts.

This church gives a whole new meaning to “turn the other cheek.”