I saw this picture and some movie quotes came to mind. Feel free to add yours.

“Badges!?… We don’t need no… stinking badges!!“

“Uh, you insulted him a little bit, a little bit you did. No you did, a little bit!”

“You, you, you’re very good. No, you are, You’re good.”

How about a little dialogue with Mahmoud playing the part of El Guapo.

Jefe: I have put many beautiful nukes in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
Ahmadinejad: Many nukes?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
Ahmadinejad: Would you say I have a plethora of nukes?
Jefe: A what?
Ahmadinejad: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
Ahmadinejad: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, Mahmoud?
Ahmadinejad: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, Mahmoud. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?
Ahmadinejad: You are right, Jefe. It is those darns Jews and Americans. The just make me so upset.