We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2007

President Sends Out Religious Christmas Card!!!!! Gasp!

The White House’s Christian Christmas Card seems to be offensive to The View’s Barbara Walters. Can you believe the President sent out a Christian card concerning celebrating a Christian holiday? Gasp! Walters fretted about the Christmas card she recently received… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – December 13, 2007

Jealousy—Germans get a church like this while I get a chicken coop. Not Fair! Britney Spears in Talks to Play Virgin Mary—Matthew has some suggestions for rounding out the cast. Protect Pedestrians, Let Priests Marry—Let the crack heads marry! Nominal… Continue Reading →

Jealousy

I must admit, I am jealous. I am currently in a small village in North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany on business. This is a particularly Catholic part of Germany and so I have seen some things which make me jealous. I am… Continue Reading →

Britney Spears in Talks to Play Virgin Mary

Britney Spears is reportedly in talks to play the Virgin Mary in a re-imagining of the Nativity story, according to Digital Spy. French producer Phillippe Rebboah is believed to have asked the singer to portray Christ’s mother in satirical movie… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – December 12, 2007

Protect Pedestrians, Let Priests Marry—Let the crack heads marry! Nominal Catholic Reporter—NCRs groovy trip down memory lane. Dutch Dominicans, Schillebeeckx, and more. Catholic University Discovers Amazing Recording of Catholics Protesting Nazis—An archivist at Catholic University is prepared to turn conventional… Continue Reading →

Protect Pedestrians, Let Priests Marry

In yet another example of priests gone wild, the pastor of St. John Vianney Parish and former priest-secretary to now-retired Milwaukee Archbishop Rembert G. Weakland, was charged Tuesday with misdemeanor possession of cocaine. Father Leonard Van Vlaenderen, 49, was arrested… Continue Reading →

Nominal Catholic Reporter

The Nominal Catholic Reporter (Catholic in name only) continues its rush to irrelevance in this weeks edition. Their target audience must be a small cadre of geriatric dissidents with “groovy” notions of what relevance means. This week, NCR gushes over… Continue Reading →

Catholic University Discovers Amazing Recording of Catholics Protesting Nazis

An archivist at Catholic University is prepared to turn conventional wisdom on its ear with the discovery of a unique recording of a televised Catholic protest against Nazis as early as 1938. The generally accepted view for years has been… Continue Reading →

Mitt’s Notes on Religion

Read this very funny poke at Gov. Mitt Romney’s speech on religion last week at The Weekly Standard.com

Today on CMR – December 11, 2007

Rudy Speaks in Code on Homosexuality—Rudy said what? What did he actually say while trying to say nothing. Taxing Babies In An Upside Down World—As if babies are not taxing enough? Nun Cusses After Mass—Sister Kathy @#!$% gives the kids… Continue Reading →

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