Illogic from Secularists
—Secularists want their sexuality both ways. Wait a second…

Rabbi Rosen — You Just Got Punk’d!
—Vatican Statement on Prayer for the Jews

Pope to Meet With Jews, Promises Not To Pray For Them
—Pope Promises to Prevent Opprobrious Prayers. Rabbis Ready to Repudiate.

An April Fool’s Tragedy
—There is something scary about a five year old comedy critic.

Shocker! Fr. Andrew Greeley in the Obama Camp
—Fr. Andrew Greeley jumps to the defense of his savior. Obama.

Would He or Wouldn’t He?
—Chief Justice John Roberts and Roe v. Wade. A debate.

Christ Fails, Demon Gets an A
—A Wisconsin High School senior submitted the artwork and was graded with a zero. Other students submitted demonic images and that was okay.

Guns for Gonads?
—This is definitely the strangest story of the day!.

The McBrien Prize For Really Inept Vaticanology
—George Weigel takes the Washington Post to task for inept reporting and editorializing.

When I Grow Up I Wanna Be a Cannibal
—Bitter Herbs: Eating Ted Turner.