Month April 2008
You have heard the phrase that life isn’t fair. Well, now death isn’t fair either. Well, now that I think about it, maybe it is. I have been feeling my age lately. I am in my early forties so it… Continue Reading →
Fresh on the heels of Nancy Pelosi’s pretend Bible quote, The Daily Danet has uncovered several more quotes from scripture only to be found in the Speaker’s brain. Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi (D-Ranged) is fond of quoting her… Continue Reading →
My daughter’s first communion was yesterday. Unlike Patrick’s tale of woe, it was a fully reverential and moving affair. All the children bowed low before the Eucharist. And after receiving the Eucharist my daughter didn’t even make eye contact with… Continue Reading →
Cardinal: No Communion in the Hand!—Archbishop in Peru bans communion in the hand. Anti-Social Man Hopes Company Arrives Soon—In an act of anti-social desperation, Matthew interviews himself. Oh No! Yoko—Yoko Ono sues the producers of Ben Stein’s documentary Expelled. I… Continue Reading →
It is rare that I find good news in the The Tablet (aka the bitter pill). They do however try to make the worst of a a good situation. The Tablet reports that Peruvian Cardinal Cardinal Luis Cipriani Thorne has… Continue Reading →
An anti-social man said today that he hopes his guests will arrive soon. While some experts are saying they believe this new attitude to be an emotional breakthrough, some are more skeptical. Matthew Archbold, who frequently writes for the blog… Continue Reading →
As if breaking up the Beatles wasn’t bad enough, now the perennially irksome Yoko Ono is suing Ben Stein. More specifically, she is suing the producers of Ben Stein’s documentary Expelled because they critique the lyrics to the atheistic /… Continue Reading →
I Like What Obama Says about America—In small town America, people don’t like Obama for all the right reasons. Pelosi’s Fake Bible Joins Fake Catholicism—Nancy Pelosi takes cafeteria catholicism to a whole new level. Don’t try this at home. Obama… Continue Reading →
I’ll admit it. I have a soft spot for Barack Obama because I like what his candidacy says about our great country. Now, I live in a small town in Pennsylvania so people out here were talking often and vehemently… Continue Reading →
Nancy Pelosi takes cafeteria catholicism to a whole new level. The Speaker of the House is only comfortable quoting the Bible when the Bible does not actually contain the quote she is quoting. Confused? Me too. But as if that… Continue Reading →