We Laugh Because We Believe

Month April 2008

Obama Supports Gay Marriage

In an interview with The Advocate Barack Obama really sent up a flare to the country as to how dangerous his Presidency would actually be: Obama: And finally, an area that I’m very interested in is making sure that federal… Continue Reading →

Priest’s Sock Puppet Hears Confessions

A priest’s sock puppet has been caught secretly hearing confessions in a downtown Philadelphia Catholic Church. The puppet, introduced to the church during a homily six years ago by Fr. Michael McBrien has recently become a mainstay of Mass. “Father… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – April 24, 2008

Court: Football Coach Can’t Take a Knee—A federal appeals court prohibited a New Jersey high school football coach from taking a knee and participating in team prayer. Secularism Makes You Stupid—What is the greatest scourge on humanity today? Secular stupidity… Continue Reading →

Secularism Makes You Stupid

One hundred and four years ago a devout Quaker name Joseph Rowntree drew up a list of scourges on humanity. These scourges included poverty, war, slavery, intemperance, the opium trade, impurity and gambling. Because of his faith, Rowntree set up… Continue Reading →

Court: Football Coach Can’t Take a Knee

According to a small newspaper in New Jersey, a federal appeals court prohibited a New Jersey high school football coach from taking a knee and participating in team prayer. I’m not kidding. New Jersey High School football coach Marcus Borden… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – April 23, 2008

Scandalous Jesus Bio Set for Release—Director of “Basic Instinct” will make scandalous claims about Jesus and Mary in an upcoming biography about Jesus. The Pipes, The Pipes Are Galling—In the EU, Big Brother is not only watching, he is listening… Continue Reading →

Scandalous Jesus Bio Set for Release

According to FoxNews the director of “Basic Instinct” will make scandalous claims about Jesus and Mary in an upcoming biography about Jesus. In his upcoming biography of Jesus, “Basic Instinct” director Paul Verhoeven will make the shocking claim that Christ… Continue Reading →

The Pipes, The Pipes Are Galling

Reason #4367 I am glad that I am not a European. For all our faults, at least we can usually tell the Federal Government to mind its own business. Things that are not federal matters are not federal matters. Butt… Continue Reading →

I Didn’t Know Scooby Was Catholic

The Paschal Mystery Machine is owned by the Diocese of Green Bay Wisconsin. Seminarian, Quinn Mann often showcases this vehicle on camping expeditions with a group called Catholic Youth Expeditions. He and his group use this unique vehicle to help… Continue Reading →

Where are the “Necessary” Partial Birth Abortions?

One year ago this week, according to Bench Memos, the Supreme Court in Gonzales v. Carhart rejected a challenge to the constitutionality of the federal Partial-Birth Abortion Act of 2003. Remember the pro-aborts were screaming their heads off that the… Continue Reading →

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