We Laugh Because We Believe

Month April 2008

Ben-e-DEE-to! Ben-e-DEE-to!

The incomparable Peggy Noonan wrote a piece in today’s New York Post about Pope Benedict’s visit to New York. You knew he had arrived by the cheer that welled up from the street. It was electric. Suddenly inside the cathedral,… Continue Reading →

Is Catholic Church the New Enron?

The Catholic Church has certainly seen some downsizing in America through recent decades. Empty Churches? Who’s to Blame. Peter Borre’, Co-Chair, Council of Parishes, seems to believe the answer is simple: American bishops. The New York Times ran an article… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – April 18, 2008

Obama Flips Clinton The Bird!—I don’t care what kind of denials the man issues, I think he did this on purpose! That’s One Big Pope!—The Pope is bigger than we thought! Mass Outrage: No Extraordinary Ministers!—After the multicultural musical mayhem… Continue Reading →

Obama Flips Clinton The Bird!

I don’t care what kind of denials the man issues. This is on purpose. Listen to the crowd. They KNOW! Obama doesn’t look up because he knows too! Like I said, I don’t care what kind of denials the man… Continue Reading →

That’s One Big Pope!

Yesterday morning on Good Morning America, religion reporter Dan Harris reported on the Papal Mass from Nationals Park in Washington. He said, “This is a brand new ballpark opened just two and a half weeks ago and this morning it’s… Continue Reading →

Mass Outrage: No Extraordinary Ministers!

Amazing. One would think the after the multicultural musical mayhem that occurred yesterday at National’s Stadium, that your average ‘catholic’ progressive would be basking in the glow of this liturgical train wreck for weeks. Not so. Some progressives are equally… Continue Reading →

Liar: Yale Abortion Story a Hoax

So, it was all a hoax after all. I was fooled and so were the major and minor media outlets. The Yale senior did not actually artificially inseminate herself and then use the products of abortion to display in her… Continue Reading →

Do You Want Fries With That?

A cleric friend of mine reports in from the papal Mass in DC: “I was distributing communion on the first level on the South Capitol side of the stadium. About 10 minutes into distributing communion, I start smelling burgers, popcorn,… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – April 17, 2008

Do You Want Fries With That?—Super sized liturgies now come with fries! Dems Strip “Objectionable Language” about Pope—Now if we could only remove those objectionable members of congress. Liturgical Music – New Amazon Flavor!—Raymond Arroyo puts a fine point on… Continue Reading →

Democrats Remove “Objectionable Language” about Pope

In what I have to think is the most ridiculous moment of the Pope’s visit to America Sen. Barbara Boxer held up a Senate resolution welcoming the pontiff to America because she objected to language about how the pope values… Continue Reading →

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