Christian Minister: We Don’t Need Jesus
—Jesus was a “Middle Eastern peasant with a few charismatic gifts and a great posthumous marketing team.”

Fr. McCartney on the Giuliani Debacle
—Imagine you go to the doctor for your annual check-up, but the doctor hides the truth because it might upset you.

Room and Scored
—Some colleges are now allowing coed dorm rooms.

Karen’s Mad Parenting Skills at Best Buy
—I wouldn’t want to be Bob

“Our Dad Takes Care Of Us”
—Eight Year Old Points out My Fashion Faux Pas

Pope Too Stupid To Be A Heretic
—Bishop Williamson of the SSPX has again displayed his dependable dyspepsia.

Town Vs. Church in Battle over Stained Glass
—A dispute between a Catholic Church and a township is getting fiery.

Even When We Are Wrong – We’re Right
—As the earth cools, scientists tell us to stick our heads in the sand.

Priest: Jesus Was a Migrant
—Jesus: Borders…We don’t need no stinkin’ borders.

Smartest In A Room Full Of Dunces
—Ignorance of the Bible is a death sentence.